In Upper Egypt, a girl is supposed to be a virgin on her wedding night.

Sausan was not.

She was getting married, so asked her mother what she should do.

The mother said don’t worry, I will fix it for you on your wedding night.

The waited for day arrived.

The mother comes along with a basket of different size apples.

She instructed her daughter to keep the basket in the bathroom.

When the time comes, she should go to the bathroom and put the right size apple in.

He new husband, half drunk, will find it hard to get in and he would think she is a virgin.

She did as she was told.

After her husband finished, she took the apple and put it on the bedside table.

The husband wakes up hungry, and eats the apple.

The girl tells her mother what happen the next morning.

The mother tells her daughter not to worry.

Saying “it is alright sweetheart. Your father ate a watermelon!”

I don't believe it!
Peter.

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Originally posted by Peter:
I don't believe it!
Peter.

I suggest you go to Egypt and marry an Egyptian.

And then tell us how it is!

I won't believe anything you say without visual proof.

HELLO LADY!!!

Always remember:

If you can't touch the bottom, that's your fault.

If you can't touch the sides, that's HER'S.

Then there's the one about the trucker that goes into a truck stop + says to the waitress that he sure would like a little pussy, + she says, so would I, mines big as a hubcap.