Today I had to go to Lowe's.

As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.

I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!

"Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your 'I'm Ready for Hillary' bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder."

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.

Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them out!

WOOOOOO HOOOOO, Now That's A Great One!!

There's your handicap sign:

nice tits!!

Well,they certainly are prominont.

Hey, I'ved fucked worse. I'm not proud of it, but a stiff dick has no conscience. Not to mention, it felt about as good as most and better than some.

Like the old story of God coming to Adam in the garden + telling him,"I have good news + bad news. The good news is that I'm giving you a dick + a brain;the bad news is that I'm only giving you enough blood to work one at a time."

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Originally posted by Gatogordo:
Hey, I'ved fucked worse. I'm not proud of it, but a stiff dick has no conscience. Not to mention, it felt about as good as most and better than some.

Comes Back To My Moto: "Sex Is like Candy. The Worst I Ever Had Was Wonderful"!

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Originally posted by Gatogordo:
Hey, I'ved fucked worse. I'm not proud of it, .

Better to wallow on the waves than beating on the rocks

this is getting totally out of hand...

I've been charitable in my lifetime, but NOT 'that' charitable !

HA!