28 March 2004, 11:30
Mort CanardBumper Stickers
I pulled up behind a minivan today and read it's two bumper stickers.
"Bush Cheney 4.8 out of 10 voters can't be wrong."
"Some Village in Texas is missing it's idiot."
I almost fell out of my truck I was laughing so hard.
Mort Canard
28 March 2004, 13:18
DigitalDanHow about this'n: Vote for Ted Kennedy! A blond in every pond!
It's on the back of my truck.
28 March 2004, 14:19
Matt NormanHow about these?
"Whatever you believe, I do too!" Kerry 2004
"Conservative money corrupts, liberal money is A-OK" Kerry 2004
"I used to be one of the little people too...until I married into money. Twice" Kerry 2004
"Putting the jobless to work...or teaching them to marry rich". Kerry 2004
"Veteran not Fonda Kerry"
28 March 2004, 15:01
Mort CanardMark, I like your attitude!!!

DanD, You're living in the past!

Matt, I see the politics but where is the funny???

I still think my favorite political bumper sticker of all time was: "Ronald Reagan, Old Ideas, New Hair. John Anderson, New Ideas, Old Hair."

I think that Dan is old enough to remember that one!
Mort Canard
28 March 2004, 16:08
Matt NormanObviously Mort, the "funny" is the same as yours!

Here's one for LDO and a few select others, "Drive Defensively,Buy a Tank". derf
29 March 2004, 01:02
Rooster
Here's one I seen on NewsMax yesterday, " I'm Fonda Kerry"

29 March 2004, 01:45
DigitalDanMort, last time I looked, T. Kennedy was still in office. Guess my bumper sticker still works, huh? All complaints about polititians are complaints about their past behavior. I don't see your point. Murder is murder, Jane is Jane. I don't forget, I don't forgive. That's why bumper stickers exist. JMO
Here's one that will be topical one day: "Billy's silly, gotta have the Willys!" Don't get it? Neither do I, haven't been there yet.

I'm every bit of 29 years old...

29 March 2004, 02:06
arkypeteIn the previous three elections, presidential, the bumper sticker I liked was 'Where is Lee Harvy Oswald when his country needs him?'
Jim
31 March 2004, 04:21
BirmanOff the subject buT I have this one.
"It may not be the Mayflower But your daughter came acroos in it"
I compose at My Bowl
Birman

31 March 2004, 09:40
Mort CanardDutch,
Short, To the point! No waffling! I LIKE IT!!!
