Way back in the mid '60's I got my girl friend knocked up, then we married.

A couple years later FIL, and I were at a neighbors barn when a fat bellied cat walked by, obvious she was about to have kittens.

FIL said: "Shorty, I don't mind cats fucking as long as they don't get stuck".

OF course I had to pop off: "does that include your daughters too?"

He was NOT happy!

George

and that's when the fight started...

Good One!

NO fight, but, he sure was pissed for several weeks.
George