We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:



means a smile and


is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by


:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:



(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass



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