The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
>party.
>
>The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
>honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
>But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
>request?"
>
> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
>
>The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
>whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that
>evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
>As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
>tent and spends the night.
>
>The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have
>a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is
>your second request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
>brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
>takes
>off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
>this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
>enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
>
> The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You
>are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is
>your last request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
>
>The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
>Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
>both ears,
>looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass
>horse. For the last time . . .
>
>BRING POSSEEEE!!!!