29 August 2011, 17:47
xgruntGrant me one wish
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
29 August 2011, 20:51
ztrehmore TRUTH in that statement than you realize.