17 August 2014, 22:47
TCLouisSo missed the point
Bob and Carol met while on a singles cruise and Bob fell head over heels
for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles
apart Bob was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they
got home. Within a couple of weeks, Bob had taken Carol to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Bob became convinced that
Carol was indeed his soul mate... and true love. Every date seemed
better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Bob
took Carol to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for
their salad, Bob said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with
you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to
the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life
changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I
play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep,
and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say
so now!"
Carol took a deep breath and responded, "Bob that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being
 totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five
years I've been a hooker."
Bob said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when
you hit the ball.
18 August 2014, 09:54
Idaho Sharpshooteroh, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz!
19 August 2014, 04:06
Alberta CanuckCould be worse; either or both of them could also be a class action product liability lawyer....