Have any of you read the following best sellers:

One Wild Night with a Cat by Claude Balls

The Yellow River by I.P. Freely

Other reading material:

Feels Like the First Time by Buster Hymen

Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragin

Holes in the Matress by Mister Completely

The Overpopulation of China by Wee Fukem Yung

Chinese Food and Constipation by Hung Chow

Famous Russian Castrators By I. Kutchacokov

Don't forget

"Under the Grandstands" Seymour Butts
"Yellow River" I.P. Freely
"Tragedy on the Cliff" Eileen Dover

"Big Butts of the Word" Hugh Jass

"Tell Us How You Feel" Haywood Jablomee

"Homos In America" Dick Succah

"Crap Stains on the Wall" Hoo Flung Dung

"40 Yards to the Outhouse" Willie Makit (illustrated by Bettie Dont)

"Asian Porn Stars" Hung Lo

"Whiskey Drinking For Beginners" Al Coholic

"Blacks I've Met While Yachting" by John Kerry

Asian cookbook: "101 Ways To Wok Your Dog"

How to rear children - by Michael Jackson