I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Burqa or Bust" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone inthe car.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"
So today bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver

375---you have the correct attitude, congratulations.

Sweet!!!

That's freaking hilarious!