There's a new supermarket near my house. Like most supermarkets, it has automatic misting to keep the produce fresh and just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. And when you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

And in the feminine hygene isle is there a shrill voice nagging you??