Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!...
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> "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
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> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?
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> The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
> something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
> Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
> German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
> Jewish?
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> Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?
> Would you?"
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> The clerk says, "Well, no!"
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> "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
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> "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
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> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did
> you
> ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
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>
> The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot..."
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Good One

Thank you!