The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was laying upon her death bed. The Nuns gathered around trying to give her comfort. Offering some warm milk she refused. Then one of the Nuns remembered some Irish whiskey in the kitchen and added a nice generous dallop to the glass. Back at Mother Superiors bedside she held the glass to her lips and suprisingly Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more till she finished the glass. "Mother" the Nuns implored in unison, "please give us some wisdom to remember you by." Mother Superor raised herself up in bed and looking ever so pious said; "Don't sell that cow."