A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He
> wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
> could zip through traffic around town.
>
> He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything
> she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
>
> "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds
> or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
>
> For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th, due to
the
> condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service.
>
> Please send your donations to the 'Think before you say things to
your
> wife foundation', Dallas, Texas.