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The idyllic village joke

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30 September 2013, 14:53
vashper
The idyllic village joke
Two men walk down the village street, and in front of them walks a young girl.
One man says to the other:
- Look, if you insert the shaft in the ass of that girl ...
- Well?
- Then, perhaps, on both sides of the street, no window does not remain intact!
01 October 2013, 00:58
Swamp_Fox
That's a head scratcher...


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01 October 2013, 02:37
vashper
Me too, but I suspect that they are discussing the style of her gait
01 October 2013, 07:18
Jon Beutler
quote:
Originally posted by vashper:
Me too, but I suspect that they are discussing the style of her gait


maybe the size???

I sometimes thinks were part of some college scientific experiment with the vaspher jokes. some sort of twist on "meat powder"??
01 October 2013, 11:02
umzingele
What a wobble!


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01 October 2013, 12:15
vashper
bingo!
03 October 2013, 07:13
Cazador humilde
Reminded me of the legend of the "Yellow Rose of Texas", the mulatto (today's PC: bi-racial) girl (Ms. Emily Morgan) that supposedly kept Santa Anna busy in the tent while Sam Houston's troops slipped up on the Mexican army - it's said that she was so beautiful that when she passed men (with the old-fashioned button flys on their pants) walking in town that all of the shop's windows on both sides of the street were broken from all the buttons flying through them.
03 October 2013, 09:24
NormanConquest
Yep she was a "high yellow".I have heard that tale before about the buttons + when I was 16-18 years of age I would have been up + coming (pun intended)with the rest of them.I find it interesting trying to decipher Vashper's entries. I do enjoy them.No offense intended.


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03 October 2013, 12:32
vashper
Nevertheless, this is a fairly accurate translation of joke, so to speak, of Russian rednecks. And, in my opinion, it is fairly simple, although it requires some imagination.
But the strange humor, indeed, is sometimes perceived with difficulty. I remember on the site huntamerika I tried to understand jokes about "bird mile-or-more".