24 June 2007, 23:34
eyedocHelp me find this joke
It concerned a man and woman that went out, went home together and later had sex.She inrerprets what he is thinking,is he mad ,have I disapointed him, etc.
He is thinking , our team lost the game but at least we had sex.
If anyone recognizes this one please post it or a link..THANKS
26 June 2007, 00:37
plainviewI know I've seen it on here...if you scroll back far enough. I think it was titled "the difference between men & women".
26 June 2007, 09:31
Catfish HunterHER SIDE OF THE STORY
He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar. I thought it might have been my
fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere
more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and
he was STILL acting funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder
whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I
wasn't really sure.
So in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he
just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because
you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place
and I was wondering if he was going to dump me!
So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I
said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me
and we had sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just
wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what he
thinks anymore. I wonder if he's met someone else???
HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
My team lost.
Felt kinda tired.
Got laid...