We all know some.Let us contribute. I'll start. You heard about the guy who goosed the ghost + got a hand full of sheet.

What to you call a bull undercover? Bull Sheet!

What's the difference between a sneaky midget and a girl with vd,,,, one is a cunning runt,,

Sex after eighty is like shooting pool with a rope.

Masturbating bull---beef strokinoff

Mexican whorehouse grand opening gave away frijoles

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?

Then there was that egyptian girl that got laid in her coffin + became a mummy.