A Really Bad Day
I rear-ended a car this morning. I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! He was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "OK then, which one ARE you?"
And that's how the fight started.
09 May 2018, 09:04
NormanConquestNot exactly along the same lines but kinda. Several years ago when Nicole Kidman was divorcing Tom Cruise,I was in the check out isle in the grocery store w/ the tabloids on the wall when I saw the headline,"Size really does matter,Nicole tells tiny Tom".