How to stop the Hawaiian Volcano

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31 May 2018, 22:25

richj

How to stop the Hawaiian Volcano

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

01 June 2018, 00:36

Moremonte

Indeed He Would!!

01 June 2018, 01:38

xgrunt

Snort!

02 June 2018, 08:01

NormanConquest

Never mistake motion for action.

02 June 2018, 08:31

JJB

quote:
Originally posted by richj:
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.