A high senior boy was going door to door in an apartment building selling magazine subscriptions to fund the senior trip. At one door a gorgeous young lady wearing nothing but a flimsy see through robe answered the door. As the senior stood there stuttering the girl grabbed the senior and pulled him into the apartment saying "I think I hear someone coming". She then dropped the see thru robe and ask what he thought her best characteristic was. He stammered "your ears". She asked why her ears. He replied because the person you heard coming was ME!

Ah, youth!