14 July 2005, 09:55
RMiller0 to 200 in 4 seconds
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so
she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up
old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of
their price range.
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming
up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
He's probably sleeping on the couch but if she's 200 pounds, that could be a blessing.
