> If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? *you only
> get laid once.* you only get eaten once.* it takes 4 minutes to get
> hard, but only 2 minutes to get soft.* you share your box with 11
> other guys.* but worst of all.....The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom.
> So cheer up.....Your life's not that bad !!!

Good One!!