A cop pulls a farmer over for speeding ands proceeds to read him the riot act. Eventually he starts writing the ticket. As he does, a fly starts buzzing around his face. He shoos the fly away several times.
The farmer remarks "Looks like them circle flies are giving you hell"
"What kind of flies?"
"Circle flies, we get a lot of them on the farm. We call 'em circle flies "cause they usually circle around the hind end of a horse"
The cop says " Are you tring to call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says "Nope, I wouldn't do something like that"
The cop says "Good" and goes back to writing.
The farmer adds "Pretty tough to fool them flies, though"

That same cop has given me several tickets!

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That same cop has given me several tickets!

I hope it wasn`t to the policemens balls......

I don't know where you're from but in my state the Troopers would not take kindly to such remarks!