23 September 2021, 09:34
NormanConquestHairlips wedding day
This is from an old Gene Tracy 'Truck Stop' tape so make your own speech inflections. Hairlip guy is getting married on Monday + he's talking to his fiance on Friday. He says Oh baby , can I have a little early, like now? She says, no, not till Monday. He says, can I just look at it? She says, no, not till Monday, he says can I just snuggle up to it? She says, no, not till Monday. He says, well can I at least sniff it? She says, I suppose that's O.K. so he breathes deep + says, Oh, baby, do you think it will keep till Monday?
24 September 2021, 10:23
NormanConquestI've got a bunch of those hairlip jokes but I have been reluctant to post as I almost didn't post this one. I do want to pass humor along but not any offense to anyone.' sometimes that is not possible. Oh + BTW, when I told this one to my best friend's wife (in his presence) Sharon rolled on the floor laughing. The girls can take a joke too!
29 September 2021, 23:19
waterratI like all inappropiate jokes,,thanks..
30 September 2021, 08:41
NormanConquestO.K., one more hairlip joke, you provide the sound. He checks into a hotel, goes to his room + 30 minutes later storms down to the desk clerk + says that someone was in his room. The guy pulled a gun on me + said he wanted my luggage, wallet + shoes. Then when I tried to leave he said, not so fast hairlip, I believe I'll have a blow job too. The desk clerk said, "Oh how awful, what happened?" The hairlip said, "Well, you didn't hear no gunshot, did you?"
30 September 2021, 20:27
HipshootI once said to my boss that there was no such thing as a bad blow job!
He said----Yes there is---When you have to give it!
Hip
01 October 2021, 06:27
Johnny rebNot alot of people familiar with Gene Tracy.
The Boat Ride was always one of my favorites.
01 October 2021, 08:29
NormanConquestYou're right. I haven't heard any of his routines since the early 70s.
01 October 2021, 10:43
Johnny rebquote:
Originally posted by NormanConquest:
You're right. I haven't heard any of his routines since the early 70s.
I believe he passed away in the late 70s or early 80s. You ever listen to Larry Pierce ,or Jay Hickman? Nothing like raunchy trucker comedy.