I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse crap.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

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