A priest walked into a local bar and yelled out to the patrons: " all of you that want to go to heaven stand up right now".

Everybody stood up but one old drunk that was sitting in the corner.

The priest went over to the guy and said, "don't you want to go to heaven?"

The guy says, "yea I want to go there when I die, but I thought you were picking up a load to go right now!