A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing
Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of
A 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire
Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari
You get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"