Do you know why Jewish men die 7 yrs. before their wives do?

Because they WAN'T TO!

Hip

Kinda like Jewish Alzheimer's; you forget everything but the guilt.

Reminds me of the routine by the comedian, Buddy Hackett, several years ago. He said that when he joined the army, it was the 1st time he was away from his mother's cooking. He said, after one week, I thought I was going to die, because my fire had gone out!