A brunette goes into a doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "That's odd,"says the doctor, "Show me what you mean." The woman touches her elbow and screams in agony. She then touches her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and screams. "You're not really a brunette, are you?" asks the doctor. "Why, no, I'm actually a blonde" she answers. "I thought so," he says. "Your finger's broken."



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