Gidday Guys,

Kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were
watching this unusual dance.

"Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"

The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if
they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing. So with
their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the Kiwi's head
and took a part of his brain away.

The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen.

"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."

What the??? The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing. The Kiwi guy
could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send the beam
down and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched on.

"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"

"WHAT!!!" the Aliens said to each other. "These Kiwis are very clever people
even with half a brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it
away and leave him with no brain at all!"

So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away the
final part of the Kiwi's brain.

"Now surely he won't know anything at all.He should be too dumb and stupid
to do anything now?"

And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of anything at all as the
Aliens watched on the bloke sang,
"WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA......"



Happy Hunting

Hamish

LOL!!