The young australian lad was 18 and had not yet known a woman. His father decided that it was time enough and so sent him to town with his uncle. The uncle takes him to the local cathouse and told him to go upstairs and wait, that he would make the appropriate arrangements with the madam.They send one of the more experienced gals up, as it was his first time . When she enters the room she sees that all the furniture is piled in one corner "Awl right whats all this about then " she says. The lad replied"Well Mum I've never been with a woman before but I figger if its like with bloody Kangaroos we are gonna need all the room we can get"