All our trouble comes from Iceland !

The Vikings came and they stole the most beautiful girls and brought them to Iceland. They only left the ugliest ones and they had ugly children, just have a look. Do you think our queen is beautiful?

Later on the Vikings came over and stole all our pounds and only left some shit they call krona.

Now they are trying to ruin all our tourism and they send ash high in the air when the wind is blowing towards England.

With so much of Europe running on nuclear power Iceland is doing them a favor by sending them ash. It's a nostalgia thing.

Q: What's the capital of Iceland?
A: About 25 dollars...

Ingvar
Cheers, the Volcano has made London quite a different place. No Jets over head and gorgeous sunset and sunrise like this sunrise today.