As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists, and in my case, a new urologist.

My family doctor recently referred me to a just-out-of-medical-school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I need to stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."

I once had a lovely female Dr insert a Cathater into me and I asked her if it wouldnt be easier to insert if I was hard

This last Jan I had a shoulder replaced.
As they were moving me to the table in the OR I told them I had to pee.
Nurse said just hold it, I'll tap you in a minute.
Me: "take it easy with that thing it's my favorite toy! Comprende?"
hahaaha, "Comprende!"

George

Had a friend have to go into surgery a couple of years ago,he had this cute young nurse to give him a bath prior to.He was concerned on getting a hard on. He kept saying,"I'm thinking of the soap dish,I'm thinking of the soap dish,aw hell I know what will work. Nancy Pelosi,Nancy Pelosi."