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08 July 2015, 05:54
vashper
Letter title
Workdays
- How to title a letter to the American that it is guaranteed to be opened?
- "Big boobs inside"
- No, I have business-like...
- "Kindly find attached big boobs inside"
08 July 2015, 08:21
Grizzly Adams
Obviously, You've never heard of publisher's Clearing House. Wink

Grizz


Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
09 July 2015, 04:51
ZekeShikar
A letter from my local game department which reads "Tag enclosed" gets opened every time.
A letter stating "big boobs inside" would just serve to get me in trouble. No thanks!
Zeke
09 July 2015, 08:17
Grenadier
I think one that said "Do not open in public view" would get a lot of openers.




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09 July 2015, 09:18
Grizzly Adams
Burn After Reading would peak my curiosity. Wink

Grizz


Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
10 July 2015, 07:40
bwana cecil
From the estate of your late uncle.
that would get opened quickly


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12 July 2015, 04:26
prof242
Oh, I don't want that letter going to any of my nieces and nephews. I'm the only uncle they have...and do have a little money.


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