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01 December 2004, 09:17
Nitro Express
Male/Female Bedtime Prayers
FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows the answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.
01 December 2004, 11:03
Hollywood
Amen........
01 December 2004, 11:07
Rooster
3 foot tall

Flat Head

Pistol Grip Ears
01 December 2004, 12:59
Hog Killer
Rooster,
You forgot: NO TEETH
01 December 2004, 15:00
Collins
Amen,
<---------- Just like her!
02 December 2004, 05:57
Fjold
Like who?

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04 December 2004, 04:47
Papershredder
Fjold's damn near hypnotizes a guy. Oink,Oink