A man, with a dog, lives next to a woman, with a white rabbit (named fluffy). One day he catches his dog running around with fluffy in its mouth, all covered with dog drool, dirt, and completely lifeless. He feels so guilty that his dog killed his neighbor's rabbit that he takes fluffy inside, washes off all the mud, dries fluffy's hair with a hairdryer and sneaks the dead rabbit back to it's cage.
A couple days later the man sees his neighbor outside and asks her "hows it going?". She replies "Not good, my rabbit 'fluffy' died. But ya know whats so strange is that someone dug him up and put him back in his cage!"

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