12 January 2015, 20:00
butchlocolder and wiser
The older we get the wiser we become...
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each
corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month.
12 January 2015, 20:29
jfromswk
Now that's funny; I don't care who you are. Although in certain parts, the flags might be more of a danger to ya.
12 January 2015, 22:18
Idaho Sharpshooterwhy didn't I think of that?
I think I am going the American equivalent though.
Two Confederate flags, and a 4x8 sheet of plywood with "Honk if you believe in States Rights" in the front. I'll have just as much coverage by the Feds, and people will honk and smile as they drive by...
But, thanks for the idea.
13 January 2015, 12:14
Saeedquote:
Originally posted by butchloc:
The older we get the wiser we become...
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each
corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month.
I love it!!
13 January 2015, 23:58
PSmithquote:
Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
why didn't I think of that?
I think I am going the American equivalent though.
Two Confederate flags...
Heck Rich, that describes half the houses in the Florida panhandle where I used to live.
