Nurse, are my...

14 December 2020, 09:52

cal pappas

Nurse, are my...

Jerry was in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

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15 December 2020, 07:20

lavaca

That's the problem with these darn masks. Even with hearing aids, I've learned I'm half lip reading.

15 December 2020, 21:32

Grizzly Adams1

quote:
Originally posted by lavaca:
That's the problem with these darn masks. Even with hearing aids, I've learned I'm half lip reading.

And that's before you consider a face shield and plexiglass barrier.

Grizz

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16 December 2020, 03:08

JTEX

quote:
Originally posted by lavaca:
That's the problem with these darn masks. Even with hearing aids, I've learned I'm half lip reading.

Me too! Damned frustrating!