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24 February 2005, 23:40
Ben589
State Mottos
Alabama: Thank God for Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona: Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts Available

Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Gateway to Iowa

Indiana: Tidal Wave Free for 2 Billion Years

Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: For Sale.

Maryland: The Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: "Land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a %#!*%$ Motto? I Got Yer &%$@#$ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio: Don't judge us by Cleveland

Oklahoma: Like the Musical, only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: Size ain't everything

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si Hablo Ingles

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming: We've got our own Nuclear test site.


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Cleachdadh mi fo m' féileadh dé tha an m' osan.
27 February 2005, 00:24
John32
Correction:
We in Wisconsin invite you to come smell our dairy air.
27 February 2005, 01:23
Rooster
quote:
Correction:
We in Wisconsin invite you to come smell our dairy air.

Big Grin


Rooster
06 May 2005, 23:27
Bolt Action
quote:
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable


you can chew it, smoke it, sniff it,
and you are not limited to 3 x per day with snack
06 May 2005, 23:32
wildcat junkie
quote:
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese



Alternate Motto:

Come smell our dairy air.


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07 May 2005, 07:53
Matt Norman
Montana: where the wind don't blow (North Dakota sucks)


People sleep peaceably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf
09 May 2005, 19:00
poletax
Updated West Virginia motto: It's All Relative. Smiler


My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
23 May 2005, 03:45
cobra
Nevada's gets my vote. thumb Big Grin