this one isn't mine but it is to good not to pass on

" Morning Sex "

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen
table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks,"and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

That Might Make One Throw Away The Timer.!!

Ooooooohh. That hurt! Scarred for life I imagine.

Next to hunting/fishing, the only reason to wake up before/at sunrise !