20 February 2006, 03:48
RJLMother-in-law
One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
20 February 2006, 08:19
robzA friend was doing his Work Cover first aid course.When it came to his turn to perform CPR on the dummy he was given the following scenario.
"You've just come home from work, your mother- in-law is unconscious and not breathing. There is no one else at home. What do you do first"
My friend said he kicked the dummy across the room.
rob