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05 February 2021, 13:21
loiblb
Why so happy
Two male bodies and one female body arrive at the morgue with big smiles frozen on their lifeless faces.

The detective calls the coroner to ask what happened to the men.

"First male body: Bob Smith. 60. Died of Congestive Heart Failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Detective", said the Coroner.

"Second male body: Al Reeves. 45. Won one thousand dollars on the slot machines, spent it all on Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Died of acute alcohol poisoning. Hence going out with a smile.”

The Detective asked, "What about the woman's body? That one has the biggest smile of them all."

"Ah," said the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: That's Hillary Clinton. 70. Former presidential candidate. Struck by lightning."

"Why is she smiling then?" asked the Detective.

"She thought she was having her picture taken."
06 February 2021, 08:36
NormanConquest
dancing


Never mistake motion for action.
07 February 2021, 04:13
Use Enough Gun
Big Grin tu2