British,



I reckon it should be the other way 'round...



12 pack, college guys; 6 pack, high school boys; 3 pack married men - one for 2004, one for 2005, one for 2006...



Well, that was my experience before I flicked her!! Now, as a single 'professional male', I'm buying 12 packs!! (Honestly)







Maybe one day I'll get to use one of them!

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They

happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"



To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."



"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."



He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"



The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."



"Cool!" says the boy.He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"



"Those are for college men." the dad answers.



"Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."



"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks,

picking up a 12 pack.



With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."