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Do you believe in happy endings?

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23 August 2016, 23:50
DB Bill
Do you believe in happy endings?
Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone. Can't you learn anything?"
One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career.

Tyrone's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.

Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died.
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.

When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he noticed that Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you will vote for Hillary.


DB Bill aka Bill George
24 August 2016, 01:30
bwana cecil
When our oldest son was in kindergarten his teacher told him that he would never amount to anything.
2 days later I had a conference with her & the principal. Things did not go well for the stupid teacher.
Our son went on to be a sonar tec on a fast attack sub & is now a surgical nurse working in Hawaii.


LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
24 August 2016, 01:37
Use Enough Gun
Research what they said about Albert Einstein. Big Grin
24 August 2016, 02:26
Idaho Sharpshooter
A nephew went from middle school, where he was nearly put in the Special ED program, after his mother just about terrorized the PTC teacher, to junior high, at a different school, and was an honor student all the way thru HS.
24 August 2016, 03:39
impala#03
Just because someone a has a degree in teaching, does not mean they know how to teach. My significant other quit teaching after 16 years in the business because she was so fed up with the incompetence of some of these boobs. The administration is worse.