An old man enters the confessional.

As the priest draws the little curtain open, the man says: "I've got sumfin' to tell ya..."

"Yes, my son?"

"Am 79 years old. Been married for 54 years to the same missu's. Got four kids with her. All of 'em married, got grand-children aplenty..."

"And what happened, my son?"

"Yesterday, went to that Carnival thing... Drunk some ol' No. 7... Met these two eighteen years old, pretty ladies..."

"Desire of the flesh..."

"Bought 'em drinks, gallons... We had some real good time. Then got ourselves a room in a nice cozy hotel, and I screwed them ladies all night long!!!!!!!!"

"Er... Well, my son, we've got some serious sin here... It's good that you came to confess without wasting time... You'll say a hundred Hail Mary, and two hundred rosaries, and..."

"Sins? Which sins? What Hail Mary? My name's Aaron, am Jewish."

"You're Jewish?? What are you telling me all this for, then??"

"You kiddin' me? I'm seventy-nine! Am telling everybody!!!!!!!!!!"