Not nearly as witty as the pro Trump stuff, I hate to say.

I didn't realize Saeed is brain dead democrat! He should fit right in with Nancy Pelosi!

Freedom is about having YOUR own opinion, I may not like it but I do stand with Freedom!

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Originally posted by Wayne74:
I didn't realize Saeed is brain dead democrat! He should fit right in with Nancy Pelosi!

I do believe in true democracy.

MY DEMOCRACY.

In that, it states herding all politicians, men, women, queers, straight, blacks, whites, pink, yellow, slant eyed, and even those who are not too sure of their gender, and throw the bloody lot into a dormant volcano and set fire to it.

I would make sure Pelosi and Trump are in the first batch!

I will be flying my drone above to record this historical moment for all humanity to celebrate!

Saeed....followers of the Jewish Faith also included in the volcano solution?

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Originally posted by stubbleduck47:
Saeed....followers of the Jewish Faith also included in the volcano solution?

I don’t care what religion, color, race, or nationality the politicians are.

They are all the same!

Left wing, right wing, no wings all the same!

Saeed: Why not invite them all on an expensive taxpayer paid cruise, each to receive a $10,000 mystery gift, and once they are all on board the cruise liner and partying away, and far off land in the deepest part of the ocean's abyss, have a cruise missile hit the side of the ship that had a big bullseye painted on it? More realistic than the volcano, when you're imagining, right? And, that way, they all go willingly-after all, the taxpayers are showering them with gratitude for their hard work!

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I don’t care what religion, color, race, or nationality the politicians are.They are all the same!Left wing, right wing, no wings all the same!

Sad but true. Politics seems to work for the well connected. The rest of us are to pay our taxes and keep quiet. That's not funny.

Dave

Saeed, I think that stubble duck was speaking of a race + not individual politicians. Everyone has their ax. I remember the words in Kris Kristofferson's song, "Jesus was a Capricorn". " Some folks hate the whites,
Who hate the blacks,
Who hate the Klan,
Most of us hate anything that we don't understand."

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
Saeed: Why not invite them all on an expensive taxpayer paid cruise, each to receive a $10,000 mystery gift, and once they are all on board the cruise liner and partying away, and far off land in the deepest part of the ocean's abyss, have a cruise missile hit the side of the ship that had a big bullseye painted on it? More realistic than the volcano, when you're imagining, right? And, that way, they all go willingly-after all, the taxpayers are showering them with gratitude for their hard work!

I will put ten million dollars as prize in this case!

It will get more of the greedy bastards!

Isn’t the place Saeed. What’s wrong with you?

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Isn’t the place Saeed. What’s wrong with you?

It is a bit sad here, as practically every political joke posted is anti the poor democrats.

The bastards in charge right now, doing just as great a job of ruining everyone's lives, are just as guilty.

I believe in treating every criminal the exact same way.

I don't care what color they are, white, black, pink, yellow, brown.

I don't care what gender they are, men, women, queers, Lesbians, or those who like to swing both ways.

I don't care if they know exactly what they are, or are in a sort of not having discovered themselves yet.

I love them all.

To the extent that I would happily pay for their holiday in this great cruise!

The cruise missile would have HAPPY ENDINGS DOUCHE BAGS written on it.

Donations have already been received to pay for the next ship too!

Well since this is the humor forum, allow me to interject a bit of humor. I heard this one when LBJ was president but feel free to change the name to whomever you want. Seems the president was doing a tour of a food processing plant to see how the nation's food was being made. He sees this big, fat, hairy, bare-chested guy taking globs of hamburger meat, slapping it into his armpit + throwing them onto the assembly line. The president is appalled + asks what he's doing. He says, making hamburger patties for the public. The president just can't believe it. The guy says you ain't seen nothing yet; go down the line a bit + see how we make the doughnuts.

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It is a bit sad here, as practically every political joke posted is anti the poor democrats.

Maybe it has something to do with most firearms owners in the world being republican, conservative, freedom loving, minimal government, capitalists and, most non-firearms owners being democrats, liberals, communists, antifa, one world government types.

Now, last I looked, this site was called "Accurate Reloading", not Accurate dis-arm. So, don't expect too many democrats on this site.

Now, Saeed, you seem to be a fairly smart fellow, so I would have thought you would have figured out that most of the humour here would be in favour of the republicans.

One other thing; as a hunter, shooter and collector of firearms, I would of thought you would be in favour of a republican, conservative, minimal government stance. As the other side wants to ban guns, hunting and shooting.

Kind regards,

Carpediem

By the way Saeed, thank you for suggesting we throw all politicians into a volcano or blow them up on a cruise.

Macd37 in the double rifle section suggested packing up all those types and shipping them across the border to live out their days in the Liberal utopian, communist society of Justin Trudeau's Canada.

I took real offence to that as we have enough of those crazies up here already and don't need anymore.

I like the idea of a cruise, but with a twist. And it would cost you far less than 10 million.

Organise a free cruise to the Gulf of Aden. Let the pirates take care of the problem. If any make it out alive, I assure you, they will have a whole new view on the realities of life.

And since this is the joke section:

Two bears walk into a small town bar somewhere in Southern Alberta. They spend a pleasant afternoon drinking and eating. Upon their departure, one bear says to the other, "I don't feel so good". The other bear says, "Its probably the bar bitch you ate".

Kind regards,

Carpediem

Well since this is the humor forum, I recall a posting a few years ago that was inimical to a tour Brochet. Basically offering weapons + positions for a "damned fine hunt" on Somali pirates. A hoot!

No, No. Mustn't mention firearms on the cruise. The libtards will panic and flee in all directions. Need to get them on the boat without panic or confusion. Mustn't give them any opportunity to defend themselves. LOL.

Kind regards,

Carpediem