>>Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street
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>>The Redhead sighed and said,
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>>The blonde looked quizzically at her and said,
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>>The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has
>>expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
>>spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
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>>The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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A blonde and a red head are walking down the street

The red head says "Oh no, look at that poor dead bird"

The blonde looks up to the sky and says "where"