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Re: Don't fart in bed

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13 December 2004, 02:57
Al
Re: Don't fart in bed
Work real good when you gently pull the sheets up past her head, nudge her and ask??

"Honey, do you smell smoke"
14 December 2004, 12:51
RonsGuns
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2) Canuter valve (can-oo-ter) That part of the anatomy that separates the air from the crap so you don't soil your shorts. If this valve is in working order it should fail in the closed position. If it doesn't, you're going to have a lot more laundry to do. All bets are off if you've been eating Korean food.



If it fails to close you will discover what "Sharts" really are!! Think about it..
14 December 2004, 21:18
LockandLoad
Sharts LMAO
15 December 2004, 02:00
Taurus Bill
One last bit of advice, farts are NOT supposed to be neither lumpy nor squishy.
15 December 2004, 14:35
RonsGuns
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One last bit of advice, farts are NOT supposed to be neither lumpy nor squishy.



Or stick to your cheeks such as "Sharts" will tend to do!