My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat
on our toilet.

Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.

After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she
returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the
shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy
paint had glued her to the toilet se at.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.

We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in
desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.

Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital
emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free
her (Try to get a mental picture of this).

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."