A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.â€
18 May 2006, 03:07
Sambar 9.3
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
18 May 2006, 08:48
RJL
18 May 2006, 14:29
Ohiosam
18 May 2006, 21:03
gerrys375
This one is hilarious and I will steal it for future use (without giving credit) This is another example of what I think is a perfect joke! (You couldn't even begin to guess at the punch line)
